Elephant In Exile

We all know local news is joke right? If it isn't some teen making a difference, or a spunky senior citizen (whose upset about something), then it is the helpful advice on coping with every conceivable nuance of weather...."It's cold outside...wear a hat!" or "It's hot, so drink plenty of water!". This story from News 4 (They're working for me, but Channel 7 is on my side) really takes the cake. Anyone looking for a date on July 29th?

http://www.nbc4.com/news/3320204/detail.html

P.S.- I think he's wearing comfy pants!