Thursday, August 17, 2006


Fox News Special

Red Heads are Slutty...

Fair, Balanced and a bit titillating! That's my fox channel! Today they have a ground breaking report on how red heads get more action than blondes. Hard hitting, family appropriate news. Of course it does bring up a good question...why are red headed women alluring, but red headed guys are creepy gingers? (Oppie, Carrot Top, Danny Bonaduche?)....

Of course the best part about the Fox television empire is trying to reconcile the facile rhetoric of Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity with the programming reality of Fox television with such great shows as Temptation Island, The Littlest Groom and Married by America.

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