Elephant In Exile

Yes, I think that Johnathan Edwards would make a great VP. Not for Kerry mind you, but for Bush and not Senator John Edwards, but noted author and preacher Johnathan Edwards. Oh, he's been dead for sometime, but I mean Cheny has his health problems too. With a buzz about McCain as the hot cross-over ticket, Bush could achieve a masterful counter stroke by digging up Ol' Reverend Edwards. The benefits are two-fold. First, moderates like me could potentially be confused into thinking it is Senator Edwards and throw our votes to a seemingly balanced ticket. The Religious Right would of course understand that the man a heartbeat away from the presidency is none other than the famous author of "Sinner's in the Hands of an Angry God" which could serve as both a domestic policy statement and a new foriegn policy. I quote "That world of misery, that lake of brimstone, is extended abroad under you. There is the dreadful pit of the glowing flames of the wrath of God...and you have nothing to stand upon...; there is nothing between you and Hell but the air" Orange Alert! (Wink)