Sunday, August 15, 2004
God Hates Florida II:
A Great Time to be a Floridian?
Elephant watched in amazement as the eye of Hurricane Charley passed directly over the city where his parents have a winter home in Florida. The folks are in the Midwest for the summer, so they fared well, no word on their place in the sunshine state though. But, even though the residents of Southwest Florida are suffering, they're likely to recieve the best response our federal government has to offer. A state the GOP won by a scant 537 votes in 2000 and one they can't win the White House without, will likely see a quick and generous response from Uncle Sam. And whose gonna complain about that? No-one in Washington that's for sure. So take comfort my friends in Florida, "Help is on the Way!".
Elephant watched in amazement as the eye of Hurricane Charley passed directly over the city where his parents have a winter home in Florida. The folks are in the Midwest for the summer, so they fared well, no word on their place in the sunshine state though. But, even though the residents of Southwest Florida are suffering, they're likely to recieve the best response our federal government has to offer. A state the GOP won by a scant 537 votes in 2000 and one they can't win the White House without, will likely see a quick and generous response from Uncle Sam. And whose gonna complain about that? No-one in Washington that's for sure. So take comfort my friends in Florida, "Help is on the Way!".
