Thursday, September 22, 2005


Elephant's Fatwa for the Week

Storm Chasers...

Yup, history is upon us again as another monster storm rages toward Texas. And what does the sum total of our technological development have to offer us in terms of combating the storm? No weather control rays to direct the storms into more worthy victims (Mexico, Belize, Guatemala), retractable domes that rise up to protect our cities, and of course no jet packs or hover cars to allow us to evacuate in a style more befitting the 21st century. What we do get is a bunch of moronic weatherman/women standing out in the wind and telling us that it is windy, and rainy and that this is a dangerous storm.

So, my directive from above this week is that such coverage should be banned, ignored, or at the very least mocked.

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