Elephant In Exile

First New Orleans, Now Houston?

Houston, we have a problem. (Get used to this cheesy line from the news in the next few days). But seriously, despite the folks who like to read the tea leaves to find some way, any way to blame Hurricanes on the gays, I'm beginning to think that perhaps God just hates golf. Why?

Well first off, I was scheduled to speak at a huge golf industry show in New Orleans in February. After Katrina the show got moved to Houston, which now seems to be next on God's to do list. So, just as valid as any of these other crackpot theories, I think that God must have it in for the golf industry, which if you think about it, is sort of homoerotic anyway....people out in fields playing with balls and sticks. So remember, if the rapture happens in the next few days, you heard it here first.