Elephant In Exile

The Ugly!

With all the craziness over smoking bans around the country, it was just a matter of time before this issue popped up. Ugly people! They seem to be the source of crime and if you think about it, can effect your health like second hand smoke. I mean, like this morning when I stepped on the metro and saw a really 'striking' person (no doubt from Maryland) The sight was such a shock it raised my blood pressure and caused a bit of nausia. So, if I can't smoke at the bar, on a plane, in an oxygen tent - then I think it is only fair that we sequester all the ugly people out there.

(Pictured: Carol from Maryland)