Friday, February 03, 2006



For Kids!

Dear lord could this agency be any more useless?! This week FEMA unveiled FEMA Kids, a disaster planning site for children. It even has a "Poochie" like rap so kids can jam out and learn to those hip-hoppy songs that seem to be so popular. The site dispenses helpful advice like:

Of course if this type of ridiculous government spending took place under a democratic administration, the GOP would be appointing an independent counsel to investigate. But these are new times. The website also markets a coloring book called "A Scary Thing Happened", sadly it isn't about how the current administration has lost all touch with reality.

As a citizen/patriot, I feel I must do my part for FEMA kids as well. So, I am freely offering all rights associated with this song I just wrote...

(To the tune of "Frere Jaques")

Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping Michael Brown? Michael Brown?
Warning bells are ringing, warning bells are ringing..
Run and hide, run and hide...

Oddly, a disaster not discussed on this site is the current administrations ability to spend, spend, spend on any and every aspect of goverment, useful or otherwise.

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