Elephant In Exile

Elephant had a big day today. He was invited to be a speaker at the annual ABA convention to share his thoughts on legal issues as they relate to the constitutional right to privacy. They said Elephant has a growing reputation for excellence on these issues and was reccomended by several prominent ABA members. Of course I'm excited and flattered, but if I'm a budding 'expert' on the right to privacy, we're all in big trouble.....