Wednesday, December 22, 2004


I'll be home for HanaChristmaKwanza!

More annoying than Lou Dobbs

Wow, I really thought it'd be hard to be more annoying than the anti-outsourcing/immigration screed that has been CNN's Moneyline for the last year, but this past week has seen the right leaning journo's jump on the Christmas Under Attack Bandwagon. Craziness!

So, to help us all out in the new era of "Bush II" (AKA: The relearning) here's the new, non-pc defenders of Christmas holiday greetings from EIE's Red-State focus groups.

1) For your Jewish Friends: Merry Christmas...Your people killed my savior.
2) For our Muslim Friends: Fasting for a month is not what I'd call a "holiday".
3) For our Hindu Friends: You know, I've always thought the Hindu religion was the one that most resembles the superfriends. I mean what's up with that Elephant God? Deep-a-whaty?
4) For your Buddhist Friends. "This is the sound of one hand clapping...(as you smack them.)

But seriously, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, a belated Semalat Hari Raya, warm(and belated) diwali wishes, and hope you all had fun at the Elephant Festival back in November. The common wish, peace and happiness to you and yours in the coming year.

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